A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.
I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.
The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina
She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.
See Moist Bearclaw
The act of performing a Moist Bearclaw with a sock on.
That cripple was a frigid bitch so I had to give her the dusty bearclaw.