Country Dictionary

teen

Noun/Adjective, 1900's: A young idiot roughly between the ages of 14-18 (because 13-year-olds are still too juvenile to be considered a teen -- not like being a teen makes you any more mature). 3/4 of which are obnoxious, bratty, wannabe-outcast mallrats.

This dude's such an asshole. He's 27 and he's such a teen.

jigaboos

Derogatory n. pl. Black person. Usually of lower class and mentality.

Most of those jigaboos end up washing cars or shooting each other.

Parappa

A young hip-hop dog with a frog on his cap. Loves Sunny.

PaRappa's better than Unjammer.

slingblade

N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.

Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."

teenager

N. youthful, angst-ridden, person whose musical preferences range from loud and crappy to scratchy and crappy.

GODSMACK is a crappy band who only teenagers could endure.