Country Dictionary

Butter

1. The white or yellow cream goes with almost every food.
2. The word rednecks or people with country accents say the word better.

1. Josh:"Could I have some butter?"
2. Greg:"Evry practice, we're gettin butter".

Bandwagon

A sports fan that only goes for the #1 team. They will switch if the #1 team gets beaten, they will switch to whoever takes #1.

Will: "Did you see the Tigers last night? They got beat, I'm a Bulldogs fan now"
Harrison: "OMG Will you are such a bandwagon!"

Four Eyed

If you have glasses.

"I'm calling Jamies Winston four eyed because he got glasses"

Braces

The metal shits that live in your mouth for 2-5 years, they are just torture to children.

Grant: " I thought I wanted braces so bad, but bro they suck ass!"
Spencer: "Yeah, ikr, they are too sore too even eat."