A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dude with an odd name who is stalked by a man (usually a Shayan) who loves Rezzie's girlfriend and thinks he's Batman.
Person 1: I think I'm being stalked by Batman
Person 2: OMG, you're totally becoming a Rezzie.
A lovesick dude who hoards superhero costumes and has a crush on his pretty Latina coworker, Lucy. Shayan is quite stalkery, to the point of trying to hire people to stalk Lucy for him, but he never actually would harm Lucy, despite his talk of murder-suicide during his depressive episodes. He bombards her with love songs and leaves anonymous gifts on her desk.
He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.
Person 1: So today I gave my crush an 8 foot tall box of chocolates filled to the brim. Not to brag, but I totally outdid her boyfriend!
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.
Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???
Person 1: Excuse me, do you have any plus-sized dresses?
Person 2: Yeah, we have a whole bunch in stock over here.
Person 1: Hey, look at this.
Person 2: Damn! That is dead bird
A hot 4 foot tall lady with long brown hair who dresses as a jester and likes dead animals.
Person 1: Oh look, Daniela's here.
Person 2: Damn, she's hot.
Person 1: But watch out for her dead bird collection.
A short brunette MILF who wears a jester costume and hoards dead birds.
Person 1: Oh look, there's Daniela
Person 2: She's so hot
Person 3: But watch out for those dead birds she has.