Country Dictionary

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

Another word for a bad bitches fat-ass

Me: yo homie look at her ass Friend: shordie got mad tonka no kizzy

A klobat

You’re a ladybug buddy

When you shart and it’s so wet and powerful it’s squirts out everywhere like the candy.

Friend: damn man that fart was like a gusher Me: because it was

Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and that’s where they get the name.

Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust Friend: so they were oven campers?

When you fry cum in a pan.

Random guy: what’s cooking in here? Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.