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A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic. This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half. He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
That guy is a total wurzel, no chance he would be gay.