Country Dictionary

fucked up

if you drink a bottle of everclear, yo ass gon be throwed, then you gon be a dead azz muthafucka fool

to ram in the ass with a penis or dildo
dickhead

i want to buttfuck your sister

to shit and piss at the same sitting, or having to do this

oh fuck, i got to go pigeon!

When you giggle and a fart comes out.

Minh le stop being so funny or I will start to figgle.

to lick out an asshole

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.