A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie
Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!
When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.
"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."
"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."
"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"