A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile? 2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.
Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open. Gary: Bellend! Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round. Gary: Bellend! Anyone: Anything Gary: Bellend!
A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
Where's James? Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch
A seemingly innocent question, yet also a loosely veiled insult, posed to fellow participants after regularly recurring weekly activites.
Great hockey again tonight Paz, see you next tuesday?
Abbreviation for That Fucking Dice Game. Slang term used to refer to the popular multi-player game known by various names including Liar's Dice and Perudo.
Hey Matt, are you joining us for a game of Perudo? Nah, I'm not playing TFDG.
Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.
What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom? A badger!
A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?