Country Dictionary

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Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits. Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter. Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it. Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011