A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Every key on a standard keyboard pressed one in order. 2. The name of my penis, purposely named so to be hard to pronounce in real life and piss off others.
1. I wrote "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" on my essay about computers and got an A because every computer teacher ever sucks! 2. My friends laugh when I tell them the name of my penis.
Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment. Person 2: Is that legal!?