A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stressed, Upset, Annoyed, Bothered. If you find something pressing you aren’t about that life. You are bothered by it.
Dona Tella was Pressed about the long line at the bar and the price of the drinks
Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.
Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).
Damn, he's pressed for some soda!
He called you 23 times last night? He is pressed.
In stan-war related lingo, to be pressed means to be obsessed with knocking down an artist's success to the point everyone knows how ridiculous and unfounded your claims are, making you look foolish, uneducated, illiterate, delusional, etc. Pressed stans usually appear to be mentioning artists they hate in unrelated threads about other artists, starting stan wars around them for no reason. They live and breathe the artists they claim to hate.
Usually used in combinations such as "you pressed as hell" and "you appear to be pressed. it's okay, i'd be mad too"
gay 1: "IX is a flop album, it didn't sell shit bwahaha. beyawnce is over"
gay 2: "keep trying to make it seem like a flop because it's clearly not and you pressed as hell bitch."
girl 1: "lol please, you pressed as fuck cause you know that album is a piece of shit. your lies are shining through this bullshit"
guy 1: "i cannot at the pressed still reaching for (insert artist here). She will stay slaying, your irrelevant opinions will stay simple minded. bye."
Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"
Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.