Country Dictionary

Old Age Pensioner, Someone regularly seen using a 'zimmer frame' and carrying a colostomy bag. Possibly has an problem with an overactive thyroid gland.

Person 1: My Gran is going down the post office to get her pension Person 2: Becuase shes an OAP.. Duh!! Fassyhole ._.

Cockney rhyming slang : Battle Cruiser - Boozer (Pub)

Lets go down the battle cruiser for a pint

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

To work hard or to make something out of nothing.

Dave: ''Christ, Jim works hard doesn't he?!'' Shamus: ''Yeah hes a real grafter.''

loud music in cars

Man that car got that slap

ugly, not attractive at all, or worthless

Man that girl nickels.

Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)

I'm going for a zorba the greek.