A fork of Rural Dictionary
insanely good earbuds from Dr. Dre & Monster. They have really good bass, yet still manage to sound great with everything else. Find a good deal on eBay if they are too expensive.
A million times better than the shitty apple earbuds
Lame Earbud User: Dude my apple earbuds go so hard man!!
Cool Earbud User: No they don't, you are just stupid; try my beats by dr. dre tour earbuds.
Lame Earbud User: *experiences an orgasm in the ear* Wow, these are a million times better!
The last good nano; ever since the sixth one came out (useless piece of shit), I'm thankful to have kept my 5th gen. with video.
Loser: Dude, i just got my sixth gen nano. It f*****g sucks
Me: That's why i kept my red iPod Nano 5th Generation with video.
Loser: wow i really should have done that
masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a sexy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.
Employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. What's up with that?
Boss: He has a habit of playing pocket pinball
1. A giant museum in Italy.
2. A magical heaven for Ferrari enthusiasts only. Lamborghini owners/fans will be banned
Ferrari Lover: dude, I had a great dream last night. I was in Ferrari World, with a nice red Ferrari.
Ferrari Lover 2: let's go to the museum sometime!