Country Dictionary

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).