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National smash day.

On April 20th is National smash day. Grab your boo and get to smashin'. Also show some love for the virgins.

Jimmy: it's 4-20-18

Morgan: huh?

Jimmy: that means it's National smash day.
Morgan: ohh 8=====D
*Repeatedly Smashin'*

by Filopthe69th April 11, 2018

Tenino

Tenino is a school district full of stoners. Most people vape or do some sort of drugs. Their are also mega hoes here they will suck your dick for anything even weed. But don't worry thot patrol usually exterminates. There is also gays that alot of people hate. S/O to ethan.

Tim: Yo you go to Tenino?

Rio: yeah
Tim: your a stoner

by Filopthe69th September 21, 2018

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018