Country Dictionary

Chaunced

To be irritated, or to feel put upon. Sometimes this irritation is peppered with an undercurrent of feeling one was cheated out of what they deserve.

I was fuckin chaunced when those dicks at the drive through didn't give me ketchup.... AGAIN.....

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".

Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.