Country Dictionary

Loftin

The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.

"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?" "Yes, they had several Loftinists there" "It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."

Flurnoy

A noise made by a person sleeping when their abruptly woken by being tea-bagged.

dude 1 - "hey man watch this" dude 2 - "you're not gonna... ughh" Sleeping person - "FLURNOY!"

Clintorus

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.

"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?