Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

charva

An intellectually inferior specimen often found in large herds, or parliaments, on street corners swigging cider or other cheap, alcoholic beverages accross Newcastle and the North East. Can be identified by horizontally striped (hooped) jumper, burbery cap and obscenely overpriced Rockport boots. Are racist, homophobic, and fearful of any person or persons with an intellect surpassing that of a pencil. Express fear and feelings of inadequacy through violent outbursts, normally aimed at innocent passers by. Favourite pastimes consist of drinking cider, smoking, harassing members of the public, taking drugs, shoplifting, signing on, and burning cars. Thay have a limited vocabulary which mainly consists of phrases somewhere along the lines of:- "Lend,s a taaaab", "Got ennie Shnout" and "Hu the FUCK you lucking at". Particularly inarticulate. Highest concerntrations can be found inhabitting the council estates of Newcastle. When left to their own devices, they breed.

Fucking charva bastards!

by Fisher September 22, 2003

nu-nu

Female private part... Vagina

A brazilian is necessary before wearing a nu-nu suit.

by Fisher March 24, 2004

zoned

To be in a state of deep concentration, perplexed, unconscious

James was zoned out for hours while playing illusions of the mind

by Fisher October 16, 2003

xlr8r

An abbreviation of the word Translator and the callsign of a mediocre gamer know by few and loved by less.

"Jeez XLR8R why do you always get owned in every game"

by Fisher March 28, 2005

ninnies

Small sized breasts

Most women are unhappy if they have ninnies

by Fisher March 24, 2004

rice liar

Fags on customcivics.com

The Original rice liar and weapon x

by Fisher May 13, 2004

nord

Nice sized breasts

Check out the nords on that chick!

by Fisher March 24, 2004