A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.
Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!
When cleaning a sore or rash-tender anus with toilet paper, ususally after a night of drinking or spicy food.
"Damn, after those cheap beers and tacos last night, I'll be on pat dry for the next couple of days."