Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bunt cake

A tasty pastry or a fine piece of ass.

"Mmmmmmm granma... that is sure some fine bunt cake" "Damn bitch! Back that bunt cake on up."

by Fizzledizzle March 01, 2004

Buck tooth betty

1) A butt ugly cocktail waitress. 2) When you force your sister to give you head.

1) *sharp whistle* "Hey Buck Tooth Betty.... WHERE the FUCK is my coffee?" 2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"

by Fizzledizzle March 01, 2004

Bemidji

A desolate village in the middle of Minnesota. The "Bag Ass" capital of the Mid-West. Commonly known as a safe haven for perverts, pedophiles and corrupt priests.

Look at a map

by Fizzledizzle March 01, 2004

chode

a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

by fizzledizzle November 30, 2003