Country Dictionary

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Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2. Always hangs with the boys.

Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato

by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018