A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
ADJ. A convoluted approach to the sales process, often used in car or house sales. Often involves lying, misdirection and Mictaring.
Done by Riddlers.
He is riddling, he offered full asking now he wants 15k off for asbestos removal.
The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.
The garage was in garage condition.
total fucking victim who panics at the idea of completing anything. Often used to describe an idiot customer.
Look at that fucking micta, he doesn't have a clue.