Country Dictionary

gouyet

A person with their last name is verry attractive and has a much bigger dick then you will ever have

"Wow that guy is so attractive he must be a Gouyet"

Spreuwel

Someone who's last name is Spreuwel is overall not attractive at all, you'll have him cry in a corner because he doesn't have an bitches. His dick is also small which i can confirm.

What a moron i saw his dick lately, so small. He must be a Spreuwel

Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.

Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--

White person

A politically correct and overall more intelligent and athletic person.

Nigga 1: That nigga is a white person Nigga 2: He must be smarter than us!