Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

School

School is horrible, people who have problems at home still have to put up with assholes, useless classes, homework etc. School can fuck up your social life, and one of the main reasons for teenage suicides. If we wasn't at school, we could be doing things we enjoy most, such as friends, hobbies etc. I do admit, I have learnt some cool and useful stuff in school, but, you need to see the real world to learn things, such as seeing how things are made, how things work etc, insted of being in a dusty, cramped classroom full of pricks, while you are writing out information into a book that will get thrown away at the end of the year. So yes, school has it's good points being- You learn to write, handy. And some other stuff, depending on what you care for. The bad being- Read other peoples describions. I think the main being: Destorying self thought. In my opinion, school should be atteneded when wished or at freewill, because sometimes, I really want to do something or see someone, but I have to go to school to do " Math ".

School wastes life, imgine a child dying just before leaving school, how much of her/his life has her/him wasted?

by Flealan March 07, 2006

Jesus

One of the good guys.

Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.

by Flealan July 18, 2006

Nazi Pirate

A cross breed of Nazi and Pirate. As seen in "Bob the ball" flash moive.

Nazi Pirate: I'll be takin that burger me bucko!

by Flealan July 19, 2006

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.

"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."

by Flealan April 16, 2009

Slayer

A kick arse Thrash Metal band that blow whoever listens to it away, also made one of the greatest metal albums of all time. Members include: Tom Araya Jeff Hanneman Kerry King Dave Lombardo.

Want to create a mother of all mosh pits? Put some Slayer on.

by Flealan July 18, 2006

Get yer 'air cut!

A "Insult" shouted by chavs at people with long hair.

Chav: Oi u, get yer 'air cut! m8! Me: Fuck off.

by Flealan July 19, 2006

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008