Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Angryversary

The anniversary of when something happened that made you angry.

Today is the 1 year angryversary of when my "friend" punched me in the face.

by Flik off February 28, 2021

Poutangerie

A French-Canadian brothel.

Pierre was feeling horny, so he went down to the local poutangerie to take care of it.

by Flik off March 02, 2019

Plaguenancy Test

Covid-19 test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.

by Flik off January 30, 2021

Kissipline

The act of punishing someone with a multitude of kisses.

Jenny was a bad girl and needed some kissipline.

by Flik off February 20, 2019

Electron poisoning

To get an electrical shock.

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.

by Flik off May 06, 2018

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

by Flik off December 15, 2018