Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 04, 2020

it's escalated

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

by Flimsco April 05, 2020

Dirty Justin

When you wrap your member in cheese slices with extra jizz then play with your peepee until you jizz a jizzy cheesy mess

I just had a dirty Justin in Mcdonalds with extra jizz.

by Flimsco April 04, 2020

You don't know about me

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.

Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'

by Flimsco April 05, 2020