A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gross injustice; An unfortunate state of events; Something so egregious that the word bullshit would be an understatement
Monte: Man, I was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said I have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables. Luke: Awww man that really sucks... Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game. Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.
The act of fucking some random bitch (preferably in the ass) and then going home to your girlfriend and having her give you head.
Luke: Hey Chad check out that whore coming out of the bathroom, I am pretty sure she just took a shit. Chad: You know what I am thinking? Together: (in song)"La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha..."