Country Dictionary

rim job

When you get stuck in a shitty cabin on the south rim of the Grand Canyon.

The hotel at the Grand Canyon was full, so they gave us a rim job.

rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

Napkin

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

Fluffer

A fluffer prepares the cocks of pornstars for action on the set of an adult movie before the shooting of an explicit sex scene.

That fluffer gobbled my knob with such vigor...that I almost blew yogurt raisens before my big scene

SAB

A humble terzetto shining with grace and pulchritude. Also see pee wee, fluffer and hammer

Wow! The SAB owns this shit!