A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.
“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”
To loosely hold something so as it is drooping; the opposite of Hangle
Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a dangle, he wasn’t ready to conduct the band.
To hold something at attention; the opposite of dangle.
Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a hangle, he was ready to conduct the band
A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”
Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”
International House of 🅱️urger
Ey, you want to go to IHOP? Ima get 🅱️urger.
The choicest type of person you’ll meet; the most perfect kind of person. They usually use saxophones to woo the people around them.
I was at the club last night when Daddy Helms started playing, I almost fainted!
Noun. A teacher that tries WAY too hard to be cool.
Verb. When a teacher tries way too hard to be cool.
“Ugh, I was trying to finish my study guide when Mrs. Avery started playing some rap music, why does she have to be sick a Corona‽ “