Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Master Bastion

fake name for Mastrubation

John: I saw Joe doing Master Bastion.

by FlyingKP January 24, 2023

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 06, 2023

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024

Mute Asshole

Claude Speed

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!

by FlyingKP April 08, 2023

Girls und Panzer

nazi anime

That weeb: Have you watched Girls und Panzer yet?

by FlyingKP February 10, 2023

Hit on the sec

Kicking someone on the balls

Person: I just hit on the sec
Person 2: That would hurt.

by FlyingKP September 06, 2022