Country Dictionary

norwichman

A fraud from portgual who statpads against teams such as Norwich. He scores 5 goals then disappears until the next Norwich game.

Hes back the statpadder is back the norwich fans are covering there eyes in horror its him its norwichman

pornzema

A france footballer that only scores from keeper and defensive mistakes. He also films sex tapes of his teamates and black mails them with it

Pornzema scored? Must be a keeper mistake