Country Dictionary

ballwank

When you've been having a cheeky wank, maybe in a bush, but nothing seems to be working. You look down to see you've been tugging a ball instead of your penis.

I stopped off for a cheeky bush wank. It took forever. Looked down, another ballwank...

Choogled

To allow substances that alter your state ie alcohol or better to overtake your ability to function.

Luby got so choogled he had to use a shovel to walk!

Dizzy Jizzy

When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.

Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.