A fork of Rural Dictionary
before intecourse one thousand dollars ($1,000) worth of United States currency is inserted into the vagina (NOTE: as long as it is $1,000 worth of United States currency, coins and/or bills are both acceptable)
Boys I’m pumped up! Tonight, Ruthie is taking me to the Biltmore Garage!
when a woman has sexual relations with identical twins at the same time, the woman shares her virgina and anus equally between the twins
Martha was engaged in a clone war between Juan and Jose.
when a woman finds out that she is pregnant after a clone war and cannot say for sure who has fathered the child
Martha begin to cry after she found out she had an unknown clone growing inside of her.
during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.