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Jose

Jose is a big dick daddy for all the girls and usually have a lot of friends they can be annoying or rude sometimes ,but is so lovable he's kind,handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large penis and says dirty jokes. A jose is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff. A jose is someone everyone wants , but jose will pick a special one he is a once in a life time man don't let him leave you because you will regret it.

All girls:"OMG is that Jose" One girl:"He's mine back off " Jose:"There's enough of me for all of you"

by 123bat March 28, 2019

Jose

Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.

G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?" Kay: "That's a Jose!" G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"

by Fluffy286 January 15, 2012

Jose

The BEST person alive. This person is extremely wise, follow them they lead to success.

Jose is awesome

by 404-NOT FOUND April 29, 2014

Jose

A very sexy male that we leave you in a wheelchair once he gats you in bed and teaches you how to play naughty.

Omg what happened to you.?? I got a Jose thats what happened

by Mr.Poseiden December 05, 2016

Jose

A Chicano male that's strong minded and has close ties with his Mexican culture.

Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse. I think I just lost the best thing in my life, Who? Jose.

by Nicolebel July 03, 2013

Jose

Someone who makes up words and claims they're real words in other languages.

Me: Jose, Gwao is not a word. Jose: Yes it is. It's the Latin version of "wow".

by Steeeeveiiieee December 15, 2016

Jose

A person with a really big cock

Jose you have a really big cock

by Jose Gonzalez February 14, 2015