A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick." Grand = Big, Richard = Dick. It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult. Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.' The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1: "Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think." *"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"* Example 2: "You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain." *"So your telling me he is a big dick?"* "Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas." Example 3: "Stop acting like a Grand Richard." *"WTF does that mean?"* "YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!" *"... >o<!"*
Slang: The act of defecation. Directly synonymous to; To dump a turd. To Pinch a Deuce. Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1: I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail. Example 2: If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
Acronym Can't Understand Normal Thinking This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact. Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1: What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up! Example 2: Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to. Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station. Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man. Astronaut: CUNT
Contraction of "Fucking Aye," and usable reflexively for "Fuck Yeah." Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Example 1: Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is." Billy "Fuckenaye straight!" Example 2: Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!" Example 3: "Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy." "Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?" "1,236,000." "Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
Zambuanga (Zambu'wanga is the alternate spelling) is also known as La La Land. This is a Stoner reference to where someone goes when they black out from taking too big a hit of potand passing out. Generally this condition will happen if someone hyperventilates and immediately takes a bong hit. When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
Example 1: That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga. Example 2: Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch. Example 3: I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga. Example 4: I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed? Example 5: Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual. Example 6: Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.
Sex Slang, Derogatory, A person who takes pleasure in anal sex.
Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie. Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
American English Street Slang. A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200. When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses." Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1: Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses. Example 2: I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base. Example 3: Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.