A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions. Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others. A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1: You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit! Example 2: You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix. Example 3: Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad. Example 4: You think your going to find something you can weedle off? Example 5: Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
This is a belief all members of the same gender are likewise homosexual. Much like a Rabid Queer which defines a singular individual with Gay Rabies the concept of Gay Rabies defines the ideal that ALL Men (or Women) are a six pack away from being Gay. To be a Gay (Homosexual) man and to think all men are likewise gay but not drunk enough to admit it that man is said to have Gay Rabies.
Example 1: If you think I am gay or going to turn gay one day you got yourself a bad case of Gay Rabies. Example 2. It is bad enough a friend of mine is gay but he hangs around some people who apparently suffer Gay Rabies pretty bad. That is why I don't like to go anywhere with Mike even if he is my friend. Its HIS friends that bother me. Example 3. Laura's lesbian friend commented that one of her diesel dyke friends has some pretty bad Gay Rabies for Laura's straight sister.
Slang, Disambiguation, Adjective A person who does nasty things or is nasty looking.
Example 1: She will never date you. Admit it, your too roguish. You break mirrors you look at. Example 2: Get a look at that chick with all those freakish piercings. Dude would have to be pretty brave to want to talk to a girl that Roguish. Example 3: Dude? You farted? That's pretty fucking roguish. Example 4: We don't tolerate no roguishness here.
Toilet paper! Please see Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 1: Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom? Example 2: Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done! Example 3: Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Slang. Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1: Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me? Example 2: A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!" The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed." Example 3: "I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
A Rabid Queer is a homosexual who feels everyone of their gender is just a six pack away from being homosexual. Also Homosexuals who engage in "Stealthing," which is pretending to be a woman and springing the fact they are male (or female) on their intended partner just before sexual congress. Also a reference to Homosexuals who actually have a fetish for Heterosexuals.
Dude, I am not showing you my pecker. Stop acting like such a rabid queer! Quit acting so gay. People here will think you're a rabid queer.
The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand. This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse. It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1: Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!" Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?" Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us." Example 3: Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass. Stan: Who? Eric: TENNERMAN! Kyle: Why? Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS! Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.) Everyone laughs and Eric shouts: I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!" Example 4: Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it." Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere." Example five: Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash." Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"