Country Dictionary

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

a non-word. It arose from media haze in 1989, during the "Central Park Jogger" case. It supposedly means marauding in search of ultra-violence, but the media made it sound like it was already urban slang, when it was not. The word did not exist till the jogger thing. ANYWAY, the youths who were supposedly "wilding" were all innocent anyway. The whole thing really stank, big time.

"Wilding" is a non-word.

children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"

And I gotta feed them yardape kids.

to speak (from boontling)

That boonter's harpin.

to depart, leave (from O Brother! Where art thou?)

The boy's ma not here. She dun runnoft.