A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two objects merge together creating one super-object.
The three pancakes melded together while being cooked, creating a trifectum of breakfast deliciousness.
A Monogamous, Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship. Although some MELDS experts say it should mean a Mutually Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship with the monogamy implied.
Sam: How are you and your MELDS keeping up? Evo: My MELDS and I are good! Hopefully gonna fly out to see her next month.
Melded (n.) - A complete fuck-up of life. A lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned. Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".
"Oh you really melded that one up" "This whole day is really melded"
When you hang out with someone too long, you start to think like them. (also used in south park season 1 or 2 by mr. mackey)
A:these beers arnt cold, lets put em out in the snow.. B:better yet lets go out side and... A: ...build snow chairs and drink out side? B: holy shit! mind meld!