A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.
Frank: Dude you look tired....what happened last night? Perry: I gave Judy the ole' Ode to Irwin.
When a person is acting over the top gay, a metaphor for when someone needs to de-gayify.
Frank: Dude what is wrong with that guy? Perry: I dunno man but that guy is in serious need of a fag-cination
When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.
Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit! Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!
Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.
Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max." Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
When you orgasm during sleep, hence SNORE-gasm. Another phrase for Wet Dream.
Frank: Oh man, I had the hottest dream about Judy last night! I had a fucking snoregasm, man! Perry: Gross, dude.
Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!" Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
An austrailian prostitute; an aussie chick who acts like a total ho.
sheilah: Oy hello mate you wanna shag? Frank: Holy Crap its a prozzie!