A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone
Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!
In gambling, the act of risking a large sum of money in a final attempt to win back your losses
Ryan: Whoa Dan, why don’t you just stop and cut your losses.
Dan: Screw that, I’m just gunna Scare It Back!
Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight
Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!
George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?
-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
Name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)
I used to think she was hot till I opened that fart taco.