A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person lacking in brain capacity wherein they can't even see the obvious.
Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.
I don't see it.
Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?
When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.
Heads or tails?
Tails.
*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.
Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.
WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?