A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it? Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Another word for cancer.
Cancerous 14 year old girl-"Hey do have Tik Tok" Pog dude - "no do you have ligma"
Someone who thinks morbius is a bad movie and deserves to rot in hell.
Nerd: "um actually morbius is a bad movie"
The ominous catchphrase said by the legend morbius in the oscar winning movie: morbius.
Morbius: "Oh you really fucked up now! It's morbin time!" *Transformers into morbeast mode"