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(noun)
a rare disease that usually Fortnite streamers carry. This disease was believed to take the life of famous streamer Ninja.
-Hey dude, why isn't Ninja streaming right now?
+I don't know dude, he probably died of ligma.
-That sucks. Anyway, wanna play duo?
Ligma is a trick to get your friends to say "Whats ligma?". Then, You say "LIGMA BALLZ!!!". You may lose friends after this.
Friend: "Whats ligma?"
You: "LIGMA BALLZ!!!"
a type of cancer that kills (fortnite streamers) that are known saying "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"and they have blue hair.
you died of ligma
ligma is a viral infection
person 1: i have ligma
person 2: whats ligma
person 1: ligma my balls
It's a rare contagious disease that causes the male genital areas to grow tumors which aren't cancerous but cause intense pain when left alone. They can spread to the kidney and the heart, causing kidney and heart failure respectively. If ligma isn't stopped at stage 1, before it reaches the kidneys, the patient unfortunately has no way of surviving stage 2 or 3. The only known cure is to cut off the penis early on, but research organizations such as the Curing Ligma Organization (CLO) work around the clock in developing another cure. You can donate to them and learn more at cureligma.org.
And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.
When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.
"Hey, you know Ninja, the Fortnite Streamer?"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"
a serious lifethreatining disease caused by fortnite and too much mountain dew
ow shit ninja got ligma