Country Dictionary

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.

Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.

Extreme repetitive compulsive cleaning resulting in a shortage of cleaning supplies.

"I haven't been able to buy wipes for weeks! #coronacleaning"

Pig robot.

"All the kids built a pigbot out of pink legos and old windup toys."

A social media bot with a pig persona.

"When I installed Pigbot, it showed some really cute dogs, but it wouldn't show me any cats, so I kicked the pig out."

Cute word for a duck.

Awww.... look at the little ducker crossing the road!

What you call Google when you've got GoDaddy on the brain.

I just looked it up on GooDaddy.. Oops... I mean Google. Brain fart...

Google's new nickname if Google ever buys GoDaddy.

"If Google buys GoDaddy they'll totes be the new GooDaddy."