A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moist germ-infected mucus that sprays into the air when one sneezes
Put a mask on and keep your sneezature to yourself #BeSafe #ProtectOthers #Coronavirus
Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.
"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"
Heart attack due to the Corona virus.
"Bill went to the ER, but when he heard there was a Coronavirus patient, he had a Coronacoronary and hitched an ambulance to the next hospital…."