A fork of Rural Dictionary
An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles? Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
The offspring of parents who met on a dating site
Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.
A simple, basic, alcoholic beverage which one drinks in between rounds of shots, or more exotic libations which may be served at a party or event.
Sam: Yo Dave, whatcha got there? Dave: Sam Adams. It's my workhorse drink. Can't just keep doing shots of vodka like you boys.
A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability
I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another. Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow? Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party? Tom: Yeah, for shizzle Rog: Bringing anyone? Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that? Tom: What can I say? Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night? Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all. Brian: Bummer bro. Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed. Brian: Damn son