Country Dictionary

Running On Empty

The #2 hot new band coming up from St. Cloud, Florida.
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine

“Bro you listen to Running On Empty?!”
“OH HELL YEAH I LOVE RUNNING ON EMPTY”

Lavender

When you eaten and that shit is clean

“Sorry babe, I know you don’t love doing this”
“Nah baby this shit all Lavender”

Malfeasance

The discussion of Sexual acts or Wishes with a group of close friends, commonly late at night.

“Guys wanna Malfeas?”
“Sure man we haven’t done a malfeasance in awhile”

Then they talked about their GFs boobs