Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.

Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue

by FrostyDaDopeMan January 21, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Marked

When someone drops off the map then calls you when they’re broke And lonely

Bro I think I just got marked by dad

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024