A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.
Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?
Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN